I just had to share this 419 scam email I received earlier:
my name Chukwuma Johnson the first son to late Engineer Johnson an independent contractor who was killed right in front of our gate by unknown gum men 2years ago
Does anyone know what a gum man is, and how exactly would he kill me? Actually I don’t want to know!
Can’t help thinking of my baby son – he’s kinda gummy right now!